CONVERSATION BETWEEN SURAYA N HER PAPA

okay as the norm i went home for lunch hour...but fortunately for me today my hubby already bought the lauk(dish to be eaten with rice) and has even took the effort to cook the rice. So i was quite relaxed today and while waiting to go back to the office after my lunch hour ends (this ranges from 2.00 pm to anytime i like hehehehe usually i go back around 3.15 to 3.30) we watched the rerun of the RAJA LAWAK ASTRO first episode for season 3. so suraya turn to her papa and asked

SU : PAPA WHEN CAN WE GO TO WATCH THIS SHOW LIVE? AND WHERE IS THE LOCATION ACTUALLY?
PAPA : HURM ACTUALLY THEY RECORDED THIS SHOW SOMEWHERE IN JAWA (hehehehe loyar buruk punya orang camtulah tak leh pakai punya)
SU : PAPA WHERE IS JAWA?
PAPA : SOMEWHERE IN INDONESIAN ISLAND (TOOK OUT HIS ATLAS AND SHOWS THE DOTER THE MAP AND LOCATION)
SU : SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BOOK US THE FLIGHT TICKET AND DO WE HAVE TO PAY IF WE WANT TO WATCH THIS RAJA LAWAK?
PAPA : OF COURSE EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PAID MAAA NOTHING FREE LAA IN THIS WORLD ADIK EXCEPT FOR YOUR FART AND SHIT
SU : WHAAAAA PAPA WHY U SAY SOMETHING AS DISGUSTING AS THAT TO ME? YOU'RE SUCH A DISGUSTING PAPA
proceeds to turn to me and asked
SU : MAMA IS IT TRUE THIS SHOW IS RECORDED IN JAWA?
MAMA : NO LAAA DIK THIS SHOW ACTUALLY BASED IN BANGSAR KL IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN
SU : PAPA TU MEMANG KEDEKUT PEHTU CITE LAA TAH HAPA HAPA TAK NAK BAWA ORG KATA LAAAA (OOOO SHE WAS HOPING SHE COULD GO AND SEE THE TAPING DURING HER COMING SCHOOL HOLIDAY SIGH.....)